Monday, July 16, 2007

Ikea Direct = The Eighteenth Layer of Hell

Buddist's believe there are many layers to hell. I belive that my Ex-Storefriend, Ikea will spend eternity on The Eighteenth Floor:
Name: Chamber of Saw
Function: Those who exploit the loopholes in the law to cheat and engage in malpractice in business will find themselves being sawed into half.
Well, at least that's how I felt today after the supervisor at Ikea Direct hung up on me.

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